friendly reminder that the boys sold out
and this T H R E E times
Croke Park: May 23,24,25
Metlife Staduim: August 4,5
Proud is an understatement
clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community
There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE.
If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”.
(Source: tupacmadaddy, via justinerenepeyron)
imagine a universe where tmnt has been hijacked by sad adults who like to call themselves brotles who fantasize about fucking reptiles and wear coloured headbands
i want to grip your textured gray strands
before you descend into male pattern baldness
the curve of your beak
your kiss is like a hummingbird’s prism
i must feel your fleshy earlobes
between the pads of my fingers
and so the lion fell in love with the lamb
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle hated homosexuals, and that’s why he was such good friends with Oscar Wilde. It’s a historical fact that the two of them perpetuated the heterosexual agenda together. They had an intense bromance.
What is your opinion on milk?
It’s a factual opinion that milk is the most heterosexual of all fluids.
You. It's always you. John Watson, you keep me straight.
"say it," john hisses, pressing his erection against sherlock’s thigh and grazing his teeth against sherlock’s neck. "i want to hear you say it, sherlock. say it.”
sherlock bites his lower lip and throws his head back. “johnlock will never be canon,” he gasps, cheeks flushed red with arousal. “our relationship is purely platonic, and anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional.”
john gives sherlock a satisfied smirk and leans forward to nip at his jaw. “damn straight.”